February 2012
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Very bad things: The rest of the Academy Awards: →
alexander-sexgard:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A…
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The Ireland one is perfect. PERFECT.
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
Ireland: Fuck out me way, like.
Finland: *stands for 3 minutes quietly waiting for the person to move* ... Anteeks
Norway: *Say nothing, wait until the person has completely disappeared out of your sight and avoid all sorts of human contact*
Poland: Rusz się pan, kurwa.
Latvia: *pushes through like a tank* EU SKATIES KUR EJ
Hungary: *yelling like an idiot* HÚZZÁ MÁ ARRÉBB KÖCSÖG!
Czech Republic: Neser se mi kurva do cesty, pičo.
Germany: Sie entschuldigen..
Saxony: Darfsch ma vorbei?
Greece: *shoves person aside* Malaka.
Fort Roughs: Cuddle me and maybe I'll let you through
Turkey: BEEP BEEP
Portugal: NÃO SE PÁRA AÍ, CARALHO
In Italy, they simply don't say anything. xD
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OMG YOU GUYS omg OMG
I PASSED ALL THE EXAMS AND ALL THE CLASSES WAT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN omg i’m so happy
like the devil himself: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE... →
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their…
He is exactly
the poem
I wanted to write.
– Mary Oliver, White Heron Rises Over Blackwater (via lavandula)
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received a mixtape in the mail today
asjfhsagnfg so freakin awesome, totally made my day
HANGING ROCK COMICS: Magazines are one of my least... →
thisishangingrockcomics:
Magazines are one of my least favorite things- particularly magazines marketed to the girls ages 12-17 bracket like “Seventeen” they are seriously just one of the worst things ok.
Today I was looking through some old ones from when I used to to subscribe and they’re just so full of bullshit- on…
allmymetaphors:
and another thing: it’s suddenly really trendy to be “awkward”
I just want to clarify that when i say i’m awkward I don’t mean it in like a cute quirky way. I mean I am like awkward to the point where it is socially debilitating and I can’t make friends because once I decide I want to be friends with someone they automatically make me ridiculously nervous and I feel like i’m...
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i hate it when my whole family gets in my room and behaves like it’s the fucking living room
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i’m so afraid to get back to where i was 6 years ago. i don’t want to be that person.
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only...
– C. S. Lewis
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FAZ REBLOG SE ÉS PORTUGUÊS!
loveandswaag:
vamos ver quantos portugueses somos no tumblr :)
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Gestalt prayer - Wikipedia →
jennilee:
The “Gestalt prayer” is a 56-word statement by psychotherapist Fritz Perls that is taken as a classic expression of Gestalt therapy as way of life model of which Dr. Perls was a founder.
The key idea of the statement is the focus on living in response to one’s own needs, without projecting onto or taking introjects from others. It also expresses the idea that it is by fulfilling their...
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besides the fact i’m freaking out because of an exam i’m having tomorrow, today turned out to be awesome
seriously, i’m no university material. can’t wait till these 3 years are over
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
argh my internet is being such a bitch today
the universe is trying to make me study
somethingdifferentfromthis:
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”
—
Oscar Wilde